Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Is This The Funniest Joke In The World?

"Two hunters from New Jersey are hunting in the woods. One collapses near the end of the day and the other dials 911 for help. He tells the 911 operator that he thinks his friend is dead. He tried CPR, slapped him, poked him and threw water on his face and still no response.

The operator asks if he's sure that's his friend is really dead, or maybe just unconscious. There is a long silence that seems like an eternity and then two gunshots before he returns to the operator to say, "Okay, now what?"

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